Caleb Emmons

I grew up here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamestown,_California

I went to university here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_California,_Davis

Then here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_California,_San_Diego

And wrote this: https://escholarship.org/uc/item/4wc709cg

Then I taught here: http://www.pacificu.edu/

And wrote these:

And these:

Then I founded the Journal of Universal Rejection.

Then I worked here: http://www.proteomesoftware.com/

And made these NY Times crosswords while staying home with the kids.

I used to be more eloquent, and better at HTML.